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DEAR SIR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE ICELANDIC CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY. I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG
OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN
TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN CONFIDE ON AND BY
THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS
SIMPLE AND SINCERE REQUEST.

I AM AN EX BANK MANAGER OF A BIG ICELANDIC BANK. BEFORE THE MELTDOWN OF THE ICELANDIC BANKS I MANAGED TO GUARANTEE A SUM OF US$15M (FIFTHEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN REYKJAVIK. DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE ICELANDIC STATEHAS PUT ALL THE BANKS INTO RECEIVERSHIP I NOW NEED A TRUSTWORTHY FOREIGN PARTNER WHO CAN AID ME IN TRANSFERING THIS MONEY TO USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. SIR, I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO HELP ME RETRIEVE THIS FUND FROM THE SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY
AND HELP PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED
INTO

2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND ME

3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER
AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.
MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS
COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS
FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I
BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS,
YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL ON + 354 555 5555, FOR FURTHER
EXPLANATION AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE FULL DETAILS OF THIS TRANSACTION.

BEST REGARDS
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